Lily Tomlin Quotes

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.