Lily Tomlin Quotes
Lily Tomlin Quotes
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
4664 The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
3297 Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
1107 I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.
1895 Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.
2995 We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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