Chuck Norris Quotes
John Green
Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.
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Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
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