Jerks Quotes

Bill Watterson

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Heather Chapple

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

Anthony Liccione

There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.

Travis J. Dahnke

I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.

Norah Vincent

I'd been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on control and then, when you resist him, tells you that you've got issues with control.

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