George Burns Quotes
George Burns Quotes
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
1449 Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
1468 When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
1887 Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
1026 The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
2461 I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.
1609 I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
2620 Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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