Naughty Quotes
Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
2484Dylan Thomas
The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.
1798 Groucho Marx
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
3244 Dorothy Parker
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
1470 Mae West
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
3762 Holly Stone
I have dirty things on my mind and they all involve Rebecca Radley.
4245 Olivia Cunning
Would you like to sit?" Kellen asked her.
"You'd better do it soon," Owen whispered close to her ear, "or I'm going to bend you over that table and break the club's no-penetration-in-the-lounge rule.
4285 Katie MacAlister
Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.
1947 Simona Panova
You know what, your imagination works faster than your mind.
2836 Dorothy Parker
She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
2017 Lily Tomlin
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
2415 George Burns
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
2620 Woody Allen
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
2947 Mae West
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
1339 L. Tobin
The hurt that troubled children create is never greater than the hurt they feel.
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