Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

There are more writers who read than readers who write.

When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made.

Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book.

To be a better cook, cook more. To be a better writer, read more.

To put an arrogant 'famous' writer in his place: pretend to be illiterate.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

Every artist takes their final work to the grave.

When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body - or vagina - has to do the opposite.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.

Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.

People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about.

For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.

As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job; the retired pray for grandchildren.

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.