Definitions Quotes

Stephen King

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.. Stephen King
Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Gerard Way

Tears are words the heart can't express

Dylan Thomas

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.


Wit is educated insolence.

Ambrose Bierce

Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.


The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms.

H.L. Mencken

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Ambrose Bierce

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

Abraham Lincoln

Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.

Friedrich Nietzsche

...all concepts in which an entire process is semiotically concentrated elude definition; only that which has no history is definable.

Oscar Wilde

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Madeleine L'Engle

An infinite question is often destroyed by finite answers. To define everything is to annihilate much that gives us laughter and joy.

Ronald Reagan

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

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