Garrison Keillor Quotes
Garrison Keillor Quotes
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
4047 Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
3113 A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing.
3982 Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.-the people of Lake Woebegon
2995 When in doubt, look intelligent.
1285 The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.
1102 Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.
1884 I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
4027 Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
3918 When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.
3360 What would people think?'
Jesus said that people think all sorts of things. The human mind is like a cloud of gnats. Constant motion. That's why you have to look at the heart.
'Oh,' said Grandpa.
2997 A book is a gift you can open again and again.
1353 A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.
1404 Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
4324 Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?
3854 Hurry up! Do it – get it done. You got work to do. Don’t put this off and don’t take the long view. Life is today and tomorrow, and if you are lucky, may be next week.
1584 Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.
1699 Don't worry about the past and don't try to figure out the future
2599 The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.
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