There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Humor, Laughter
Trust your heart if the seas catch fire, live by love though the stars walk backward.
Love, Stars, Decisions
Do you know what I think about crying? I think some people have to learn to do it. But once you learn, once you know how to really cry, there's nothing quite like it. I feel sorry for those who don't know the trick. It's like whistling or singing.
Inspirational, Philosophy, Humour
Suddenly he caught his reflection in the mirror behind her. His face was twisted into a dark scowl, and he was standing there naked, with a boner, and another man’s business card in his hand.He looked like a dick.
Romance, Funny, Humour
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
Humor, Drama
Come sleep with me: We won't make Love,Love will make us.
Love, Relationships, Romance
Life is a bitter sweet journey my friend, a bitter sweet journey.
Life, Inspirational, Friendship
He tends to go for girls who are-Shelby, honey? Put your hands over your ears for just a sec.” Back into the phone he said, “He likes the real slutty ones. Ow!” he yelled when he received a whop to the back of the head.
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
Philosophy, Humor, Human
If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
Life, Love, Romance
To reach the pinnacle of your writings potential; productivity becomes obsolete.
Truth, Inspirational, Inspiration
How do you know?”“Well, I don’t, I’m making this up, but I bet I’m right.
Romance, Romantic, Funny