Quote Of The Day - Page 3

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.

If he's not real, you'll know. Men have never washed a rented car.

The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

If all the world's a stage, I suggest you start performing at your best.

Believe me, my boy, women don't love a man for himself but as a weapon against other women.

In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans.

People change, just wait

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!

Men are destined to love woman, not to expect love but just to love them.

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

Fee-fi-fo-fum, you better run and hide
I smell the blood of a petty little coward