Quote Of The Day - Page 5

All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.

Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.

All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy’s credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye and cover-up, wouldn’t be more than average-looking, but with all that stuff look too plastic to be pretty.

Don't marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that!

If you gave someone your heart and they died, did they take it with them? Did you spend the rest of forever with a hole inside you that couldn't be filled?

Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings so that you shall come easily by what others have labored hard for.

Your kids pissing you off is an inborn instinct. It's nature's way of getting you to kick them out when they turn 18!
Okaaay. ~sigh~ Due to the times, you can kick them out between the ages of 28-38. Can someone please dramatically reduce the cost of housing, already?
~SHEESH~

Hate is... It's too easy. Love. Love takes courage.

And when her lips met mine, I knew that I could live to be a hundred and visit every country in the world, but nothing would ever compare to that single moment when I first kissed the girl of my dreams and knew that my love would last forever.

Better to illuminate than merely to shine to deliver to others contemplated truths than merely to contemplate.

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.