Coffee Quotes

Brian Andreas

I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.

Roman Payne

Fueled by my inspiration, I ran across the room to steal the cup of coffee the bookshelf had taken prisoner. Lapping the black watery brew like a hyena, I tossed the empty cup aside. I then returned to the chair to continue my divine act of creation. Hot blood swished in my head as my mighty pen stole across the page.

Ryan Lilly

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.

Jamie L. Harding

The best thing about being a writer is that 'work' is always something you love, plus usually accompanied by tea, coffee and cakes of some sort.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.

D. Antoinette Foy

I wear the universe backwards.
I imagine putting stars in my
coffee, and sugar in the sky.
I imagine going fishing in clouds,
and watching the sun hide
behind lakes. I'm too busy dancing
with my imagination to even tip toe
with reality for a second.

They say I'm going mad.
They're right.

Jen Archer Wood

His smile was like a Dylan album and a cup of coffee on a sunny afternoon

Tomoko Yamashita

Texting and phone calls, fireworks, blends, café au lait, and music. Yesterday's television. Work and beer. The neighbor's dog, or those strange flowers, the way it smells at Maisen. Those ordinary things I talk about with you. With you... I want to talk about love with you.

Anthony Liccione

No! I'm not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!. Anthony Liccione
No! I'm not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!

Charlotte Eriksson

Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I'll be happy for the rest of my fucked up little life.

Terry Pratchett

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Darynda Jones

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.
"It's three thirty in the morning."
"Okay. Want coffee?

Jean Kerr

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

Gary Larson

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

Ethan Day

I snatched up the cardboard cup, plastered my lips to the plastic sippy-lid and sucked down a scalding hot mouthful. It burned, but I didn’t give a damn. I held the cup to my chest as if it were my most special friend while feeling the instant affect the coffee had on my mood and I smiled. “Hello lover.

Tanya Masse

What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me.

Tanya Masse

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, COFFEE and acceptance…The SIX stages of waking up!!

Melody Sohayegh

I had a dream about you. Your skin was sandpaper and your armpits were hollow, filled with dark chocolate and prunes. You offered me coffee and when I said no you handed me black coffee with a note that read "12 reasons not to drink coffee". I knew we would get along.

Sam Savage

Amigo mío, dado el abismo que separa todas tus experiencias de todas las mías, lo más cerca que te puedo situar de ese sabor tan único es decirte que los libros, así, por término medio, saben a lo mismo que huele el café

James Mackintosh

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

Tyne O'Connell

We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still said sorry when you knock them over and called cappuccinos fluffy coffees & policemen, bobbies!

A.R. Miller

The rich scent of my favorite caffeinated beverage sends trickles of pleasure across my skin as I step inside. Is there anything better than coffee? Chocolate maybe and sex ranks very close I suppose.

Andrew Smith

Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.

Kevin Sinnott

I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I'd had it more.

Chocolate Waters

make love.
Now I
Make coffee.

Anthony Liccione

If coffee were like dreams, then I would be wired in constant bliss, never needing sleep to live out my dreams.

Manoj Vaz

Till such time that there are strong men in this world, a woman would prefer strong coffee!

Anthony Liccione

People like to cry over spilled milk, but I cry every time I spill my coffee.

Vanessa Hogg

But one day you're going to wake up to the smell of a friend making burnt toast and warm coffee, and you're going to smile with relief knowing you made it. Knowing somebody found ways to love you.

Abigail Reynolds

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.

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