Fellatio Quotes
Anaïs Nin
Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and everything connected with it. I also hate Dutch paintings, penis-sucking, parties, and cold rainy weather. But I am much more preoccupied with loving.
2699George Carlin
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.
2706 Barbara Bush
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
3094 Eugene Mirman
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence!!!!!)
4268 Stephen Fry
Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?
4904 Josephine Myles
I'd missed this so much, this simple pleasure. The sensation of a heavy shaft sliding over my tongue, pushing deeper and deeper into me until my lips bumped against my hand.
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