Lying Quotes

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.

There are three types of lies - lies, damn lies, and statistics.

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
Infinite, undying.
Lady make note of this -
One of you is lying.

No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.

Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale..

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.

Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies.

But you can't make people listen. They have to come round in their own time, wondering what happened and why the world blew up around them. It can't last.

There is beauty in truth, even if it's painful. Those who lie, twist life so that it looks tasty to the lazy, brilliant to the ignorant, and powerful to the weak. But lies only strengthen our defects. They don't teach anything, help anything, fix anything or cure anything. Nor do they develop one's character, one's mind, one's heart or one's soul.

The truth is always an insult or a joke, lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to please. Truth has no concern for anyone's comfort

One lie has the power to tarnish a thousand truths.

Women writers make for rewarding (and efficient) lovers. They are clever liars to fathers and husbands; yet they never hold their tongues too long, nor keep ardent typing fingers still.

I am a trained professional liar. Do not read me as a textbook.

Writers of fiction embellish reality almost without knowing it.

Quit lying to yourself and accept your power and beauty. Liberate yourself from the slow-death you call life.

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.

Everyone is honest in their own right.. people begin to lie only when they are compelled to do it for others.