Weird Quotes

Graham Parke

I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.

Tim Burton

We all know interspecies romance is weird.

Graham Parke

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.

Tite Kubo

You just noticed? You're slow...

Christian Baloga

You say freak, I say unique.

Toba Beta

Just as heart is a fountain of unspoken words,
the universe is a womb of wonder weird worlds.

Arthur C. Clarke

But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger.

Toba Beta

There's a weird logic that explains a common truth.

Graham Parke

I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

Frank Beddor

Only the previous day, Arch had found him in a spirit-dance corral, blistering the creatures to the point of death, such was his need to touch and destroy.

A. Lee Martinez

When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.

Kelley Armstrong

You guys are weird," Tori said.
Simon sat on the crate beside me. "That's right. We are totally weird and completely uncool. Your popularity is plummeting just by being near us.

Andrew Smith

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

Steve Aylett

We have truth in order not to die of art.

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.
'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.
'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.
'Huh?' said Lester.

Diane Arbus

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Tyler Hamilton

One day I'm a normal person with a normal life,” he said. “The next I'm standing on a street corner in Madrid with a secret phone and a hole in my arm and I'm bleeding all over, hoping I don't get arrested. It was completely crazy. But it seemed like the only way at the time.

Emma Iadanza

This is ridiculous. I’m talking to a horse about politics.

Michael Bassey Johnson

People who say you are ugly, may be true, because to them, you look like a monster. People who say you are beautiful, may also be true, because to them, you look like an angel.

Dean Koontz

In his mind he saw them standing with the tips of their organs pressed together ejaculating into each other's penis.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

Roman Payne

All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.

Becky Scheff

Its not that I'm weird; it's that it's weird not to be weird

John O'Callaghan

We're all weird.

Frank Zappa

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Em Bailey

I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.

Donna Lynn Hope

Weird people don't care if they're weird. They are the most entertaining to converse with because nothing is off-limits.

James Patterson

It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.

Larry Smith

Made weird children-will die proud. -Rachel Pealer

Michael Bassey Johnson

If you can be heartless as the first man who visited the space, then there will be nothing impossibe for you to achieve.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Do something: be it good or evil, if they ask why you did it, tell them you're different.


Sometimes you have to leave someone special without any reason, Sometimes you can't leave the person with thousands of reason to leave

Elizabeth Kostova

It was strange, I reflected.. that even in the weirdest circumstances, the most troubling episodes of one's life, the greatest divides from home and familiarity, there were these moments of undeniable joy.

Ryan Lilly

The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.

Michael Bassey Johnson

To be CREATIVE, you have to be CRAZY, not because you're CRAZY or want others to become CRAZY, but because you must be CRAZY, before others become CRAZY for you.

Lady Gaga

A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.

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