Weird Quotes

I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.

We all know interspecies romance is weird.

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.

You just noticed? You're slow...

You say freak, I say unique.

Just as heart is a fountain of unspoken words,
the universe is a womb of wonder weird worlds.

But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger.

There's a weird logic that explains a common truth.

I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.

Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

Only the previous day, Arch had found him in a spirit-dance corral, blistering the creatures to the point of death, such was his need to touch and destroy.

When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.

You guys are weird," Tori said.
Simon sat on the crate beside me. "That's right. We are totally weird and completely uncool. Your popularity is plummeting just by being near us.

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

We have truth in order not to die of art.

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.
'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.
'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.
'Huh?' said Lester.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

One day I'm a normal person with a normal life,” he said. “The next I'm standing on a street corner in Madrid with a secret phone and a hole in my arm and I'm bleeding all over, hoping I don't get arrested. It was completely crazy. But it seemed like the only way at the time.