Weird Quotes
Graham Parke
I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.
2388 Tim Burton
We all know interspecies romance is weird.
3386 Graham Parke
I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.
2496 Tite Kubo
You just noticed? You're slow...
4742 Toba Beta
Just as heart is a fountain of unspoken words,
the universe is a womb of wonder weird worlds.
4697 Arthur C. Clarke
But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger.
3460 Toba Beta
There's a weird logic that explains a common truth.
1171 Graham Parke
I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.
2417 E.A. Bucchianeri
Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.
4377 Frank Beddor
Only the previous day, Arch had found him in a spirit-dance corral, blistering the creatures to the point of death, such was his need to touch and destroy.
4912 A. Lee Martinez
When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.
3571 E.A. Bucchianeri
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.
2283 Kelley Armstrong
You guys are weird," Tori said.
Simon sat on the crate beside me. "That's right. We are totally weird and completely uncool. Your popularity is plummeting just by being near us.
1628 Andrew Smith
Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.
4483 Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.
1225 Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.
'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.
'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.
'Huh?' said Lester.
2667 Diane Arbus
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
4916 Tyler Hamilton
One day I'm a normal person with a normal life,” he said. “The next I'm standing on a street corner in Madrid with a secret phone and a hole in my arm and I'm bleeding all over, hoping I don't get arrested. It was completely crazy. But it seemed like the only way at the time.
3761 Emma Iadanza
This is ridiculous. I’m talking to a horse about politics.
1802 Michael Bassey Johnson
People who say you are ugly, may be true, because to them, you look like a monster. People who say you are beautiful, may also be true, because to them, you look like an angel.
1540 Dean Koontz
In his mind he saw them standing with the tips of their organs pressed together ejaculating into each other's penis.
2153 Michael Bassey Johnson
Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!
3289 Roman Payne
All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.
4332 Becky Scheff
Its not that I'm weird; it's that it's weird not to be weird
1637 Frank Zappa
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
1192 Em Bailey
I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.
3018 Donna Lynn Hope
Weird people don't care if they're weird. They are the most entertaining to converse with because nothing is off-limits.
1265 James Patterson
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.
1620 Larry Smith
Made weird children-will die proud. -Rachel Pealer
4349 Michael Bassey Johnson
If you can be heartless as the first man who visited the space, then there will be nothing impossibe for you to achieve.
4516 Michael Bassey Johnson
Do something: be it good or evil, if they ask why you did it, tell them you're different.
1957 Sid
Sometimes you have to leave someone special without any reason, Sometimes you can't leave the person with thousands of reason to leave
2929 Elizabeth Kostova
It was strange, I reflected.. that even in the weirdest circumstances, the most troubling episodes of one's life, the greatest divides from home and familiarity, there were these moments of undeniable joy.
1754 Ryan Lilly
The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.
2575 Michael Bassey Johnson
To be CREATIVE, you have to be CRAZY, not because you're CRAZY or want others to become CRAZY, but because you must be CRAZY, before others become CRAZY for you.
1911 Lady Gaga
A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.
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