Crazy Quotes

Crystal Woods

Write like no one is reading.

Josh Stern

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

Josh Stern

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

R.A. Salvatore

Sane is boring.

George Carlin

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

John Irving

A truly happy woman drives some men and almost every other woman absolutely crazy

Roald Dahl

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Get out of your mind and become crazy about your future in a creative way!. Michael
Get out of your mind and become crazy about your future in a creative way!

Michael Bassey Johnson

Almost everybody gets tired and bored by one lackadaisical topic. If you hit them with something delicious, like a sexy adventure, then the world will want to hear you speak, mind you! Don't become a vulgarian.

J. Cornell Michel

I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.

Tawny Lara

Sometimes you have to go a little crazy before you can find sanity. I think I'm close.

Nick Santino

Last night I did things my mother told me not to with the people I shouldn't see in the places that I should not go..

Michael Davi

I am crazy enough to think I owe the world a change.

Steve Jobs

Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.. Steve Jobs
Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.

Josh Stern

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Pushpa Rana

Only wild cannot be tamed and I have been untamable.

Josh Stern

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

Josh Stern

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

Josh Stern

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Josh Stern

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

Terry Goodkind

When the whole world is crazy, it doesn't pay to be sane.

Rachel Caine

Don't run I never liked fast food

Lana Del Rey

Who are you?
Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?
Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?
I have. I am fucking crazy.
But I am free.

Raymond Carver

But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window-maybe rearrange all the furniture.

Libba Bray

Who but the mad would choose to keep on living? In the end, aren't we all just a little crazy?

Christopher Moore

Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

Alia Mamdouh

I really like you better aimless and lost among people, a little crazy, oddball, not looking like yourself. So that I don't know you at all and the nearer I get to you the more you separate yourself from me- I get dizzy trying to follow you and I have to work really hard- and that's what I want!

Brittany DeLaBarrera

You can't be spontaneous within reason.

Nicholas Black Elk

Crazy Horse dreamed and went into the world where there is nothing but the spirits of all things. That is the real world that is behind this one, and everything we see here is something like a shadow from that one.

Emme Rollins

The best things in life are crazy.

Peter Kreeft

It is closer to the truth to say that God is crazy than that God is reasonable. I suspect God merely smiles when someone calls him crazy, but shakes His head and frowns when someone calls Him reasonable.

Peter Kreeft

It is just as crazy not to be crazy about Christ as it is to be crazy about anything else.

Emme Rollins

I know you. Inside and out, Sara. I know you, and I’ve accepted it all. Every bit of the crazy. And I love you anyway remember?

Emme Rollins

Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.

Emme Rollins

Sometimes there’s no cure for the crazy.” Dale sighed, stroking my hair. “I think we all just have to keep loving through it. Maybe that’s the cure.

Cecily Von Ziegesar

You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.

Bazil Patel

The whole point is who gets crazier, life or you❤ ❤

Bazil Patel

Don't be a prisoner of the society go crazy be different let your stars shine throughout ❤ ❤

Charles Bukowski

I paid, got up, walked
to the door, opened

I heard the man
say, "that guy's

out on the street I
walked north

Jennifer Elisabeth

Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.

Amaka Imani Nkosazana

Some people are crazy in love. They are so captivated to where they've lost themselves. Do not be lured in so deep that you lose the essence of who you truly are.

Dave Matthes

Being crazy, for the rest of us, is a form of sanity.

MaryJanice Davidson

You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.

Michelle Hodkin

Why?' He asked.
'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.

Hunter S. Thompson

What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!

Adam Rex

Can I see some ID?"


Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.

Russell Brand

This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink... mug of water.

Langston Hughes

Looks like what drives me crazy
Don't have no effect on you-
But I'm gonna keep on at it
Till it drives you crazy, too.

Mykyta Isagulov

Nothing inspires me greater than the silly behaviour and crazy ideas of my best friends...

Crystal Woods

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.

Hassan Choughari

Sometimes correct decisions are not good decisions

Niels Bohr

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.

Gregory Cochran

Anyhow, many people in the soft sciences are prone to be wrong because they’re crazy*
* some are dumb, too, but that’s another story.

Weihui Zhou

Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.

Michael Bassey Johnson

When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.

Derek Landy

Which college?'
'Which college do you go to?'
Fletcher nodded. 'Yes.'
'I'm sorry?'
'Oh,' Fletcher said, and laughed.
Valkyrie's parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head.

Derek Landy

Have to be honest with you Darquesse, I cannot feel that. That must be one of your special abilities, because to me, it looks like you just killed a whole bunch of people for no reason."

"Oh," said Darquesse. "That's so sad

David C Holley

Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

Kelly Epperson

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time!

Tyler Hamilton

One day I'm a normal person with a normal life,” he said. “The next I'm standing on a street corner in Madrid with a secret phone and a hole in my arm and I'm bleeding all over, hoping I don't get arrested. It was completely crazy. But it seemed like the only way at the time.

Timothy B. Tyson

In politics, everyone regards themselves as a moderate, because they know some other sumbitch who's twice as crazy as they are.

Daniel Wallock

Life is crazy, unexpected, and endlessly beautiful.

Michael Bassey Johnson

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

Roman Payne

The moment her hymen was plucked from her body in the wilderness,
Her soul was taken from sanity.

R.G. Risch

War is nothing more than organized insanity. That's why crazy and unexpected tactics work most of the time. When they don't, we won't live to tell about it.

Shawn Lukas

There are two characters in me: a doodler and a tuner. And the only thing that makes me go crazy is when they both fight for their turn.

David Foster Wallace

The Moms revealed that if you're not crazy then speaking to someone who isn't there is termed apostrophe and is valid art.

Amit Kalantri

People are crazy about food, smoking, drinking, girls but not about their dreams.

Miranda Neville

On the whole she found erring children easier to deal with than their frantic parents, confirming her conclusion that marriage did strange things to the adult mind.

Deb Caletti

Rejection, though-it could make the loss of someone you weren't even that crazy about feel gut wrenching and world ending.

Mark Vonnegut

It's regrets that make painful memories. When I was crazy I did everything just right.

Susanna Kaysen

Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but since an entire family can't go into the hospital, one person is designated as crazy and goes inside. Then, depending on how the rest of the family is feeling that person is kept inside or snatched out, to prove something about the family's mental health.

Benjamin Lebert

Ich will meine Familie nicht verlieren. Immerhin gehöre ich ja dazu. Was bin ich ohne sie? Ein Stück? Ein Teil? Muss jeder Mensch einmal ohne Familie sein, um ein Mensch zu werden?

Ella Fox

You need to decide to stop letting their crazy box you in.

Lisi Harrison

Something about Bekka and Haylee reminded her of Candace's line between ingenious and insane. Ingenuity inspired their dreams, and insanity gave them the courage to pursue them. It was something Melody wanted for herself.

Sigmund Freud

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

Orson Scott Card

In my dreams," said Ender, "I'm never sure whether I'm really me.

Stefan Molyneux

When you go with first principles, a giant light goes off in what you think is a city and turns out to be an insane asylum.

Shawn Lukas

As an artist suffering from insomnia and working from my apartment, I had an artistic freedom to explore and create awesome stuff. I wore a robe and slippers as my work dress code. These are the days when creativity is my best imaginary friend. And I was crazy enough to create what people would call masterpieces.

Hannah Vandegrift

Everyone's crazy, but few show it.

Santosh Kalwar

People are lazy that’s why today’s technology is crazy.

Michael Bassey Johnson

These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will...blur your imagination, take your endowments for a piece of debris, make you ridiculous, and most importantly, you got to send them to the recycle bin.

Rea Lidde

Everyone in this world is nuts, the difference is some of them just really good at disguising it.

Sara Sheridan

If the universe was scientific and just left to itself, then we’d have statistical probabilities to rely on. But once people are involved it sometimes becomes much more problematic because they’re erratic. People do crazy things that don’t make sense.

Alice In Wonderland

am i insane" asked alice
"yes, but all the best people are" replied her father

Dan Harmon

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

Christian Baloga

Minds that have withered into psychosis are far more terrifying than any character of fiction.

Susanna Kaysen

Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is… Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends.

Michael Bassey Johnson

A celebrity starts being a cele-crazy when he's seen often, he's just like the ordinary man
A celebrity starts being a cele-crazy when he's seen often, he's just like the ordinary man in the streets. Without much ado to shout his name, i go my way.

J. Scott Savage

You might just be the craziest person I've ever know, but you're also the bravest. - Marcus

Stefan Molyneux

The manic relief that comes from the fantasy that we can with one savage slash cut the chains of the past and rise like a phoenix, free of all history, is generally a tipping point into insanity, akin to believing that we can escape the endless constraints of gravity, and fly off a tall building. “I’m freeeee… SPLAT!”.

Bernard Malamud

Where to look if you've lost your mind?

Pushpa Rana

Its amazing to contemplate what human mind is capable of, incredible functionality, specialty of describing something beautifully without even experiencing called the work of imagination, carries us to a world we have never been before.

Titus Lucretius Carus

There is no murky pit of hell awaiting anyone ... Mind cannot arise alone without body, or apart from sinews and blood ... You must admit, therefore, that when then body has perished, there is an end also of the spirit diffused through it. It is surely crazy to couple a mortal object with an eternal...

Michael Bassey Johnson

To be CREATIVE, you have to be CRAZY, not because you're CRAZY or want others to become CRAZY, but because you must be CRAZY, before others become CRAZY for you.

Katelyn S. Irons

Boredom is a lack of crazy. Its a lack of creativity. Invention. Innovation. If you're bored, blame yourself.

Ruby Wax

Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy except the brain?

Ruby Wax

It's so common, it could be anyone. The trouble is, nobody wants to talk about it. And that makes everything worse.

Brent Runyon

You're all trying to figure out what went wrong inside my head. Fucking idiots. You'll never crack the code that's inside my head. You'll never get into my castle. You'll never even get past the gate.

J.S.B. Morse

People aren't crazy, they’re just reacting normally to an abnormally crazy world.

Samantha Steele

On having a backup plan: "Always a good plan anytime you want to follow your dream - I love writing, acting, and psychiatry - there are crazy people everywhere which means I can take my career anywhere my dream needs to go.

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