I'm a little pencil in the hand of a writing God, who is sending a love letter to the world.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
Love is not patronizing and charity isn't about pity, it is about love. Charity and love are the same - with charity you give love, so don't just give money but reach out your hand instead.
What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.
I have something that I call my Golden Rule. It goes something like this: 'Do unto others twenty-five percent better than you expect them to do unto you.' … The twenty-five percent is for error.
We have seen the best minds of our generation destroyed by boredom at poetry readings.
If the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live.
I never minded the random scribblings of other readers, found them interesting in fact. It is a truth universally acknowledged that people write the darndest things in the margins of their books.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.
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