Mae West Quotes

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Goodness had nothing to do with it.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

You are never too old to become younger!

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

I'm single because I was born that way.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.