Penis Quotes
Crystal Woods
I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?
2958Michael Bassey Johnson
Almost everybody gets tired and bored by one lackadaisical topic. If you hit them with something delicious, like a sexy adventure, then the world will want to hear you speak, mind you! Don't become a vulgarian.
4961 Mokokoma Mokhonoana
All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.
2355 Michael Bassey Johnson
The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live.
3679 R.J. Silver
Because I feel as if I let it down. As if it needed something from me, I was its only hope, and now that hope is gone.'
'What penis doesn’t try to make you feel that way?
2669 Dylan Perry
The silent horror of Archie's ordeal had been temporarily replaced by the howling, agonising pain of the blood refusing to drain from his penis, the end of which was a deep purple verging on black where Officer Griff had tested how hard it was by using the back of his hand to give it a solid twang.
3706 Gopichand Lagadapati
I am that coward male who reminds myself each day that I am the man , takes my penis out and masturbate till i ejaculate the infused fears thinking her...And standing along with the crowds to my back I shout " That Bitch
1499 Richard Brautigan
The Beautiful Poem"
I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking
about you.
Pissing a few moments ago
I looked down at my penis
affectionately.
Knowing it has been inside
you twice today makes me
feel beautiful.
4644 Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.
2314 Thomm Quackenbush
Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.
1702 Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha
Discipline your sexuality for it has the proclivity to cause a productivity that can influence now and posterity.
3443 Teodor Burnar
Unii ar zice ca Scorpionii sunt obsedati de sex. Dar nu penisul, ci inima mi-e organul cel mai neascultator: bate pentru altii.
2084 Teodor Burnar
V-as povesti despre penisul meu, dar ar fi o poveste lunga.
1113 Alice Munro
It had a sort of a head on it, like a mushroom, and its color was reddish purple. It looked blunt and stupid, compared, say, to fingers and toes with their intelligent expressiveness, or even to an elbow or a knee.
3306 Iris Blaire
How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks.
“Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.”
“Oh,” Dallas says with a straight face. “Well that explains a lot.
2657 Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.
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