Jeaniene Frost Quotes

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

She's my kitten, and no one else's.

Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.

Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.

Time has no dominion over love. Love is the one thing that transcends time. (Bones)

We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-"

"Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

Playing with fire Kitten?

See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”
A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."

Cat

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off-damn ankle straps!-or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.

Bones to Gregor

Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."

Mencheres to Cat