Jeaniene Frost Quotes


Type: Fantasy author

Born: June 13, 1974


Jeaniene Frost is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author whose works include the "Night Huntress" series, the "Night Prince" series, and the "Broken Destiny" series. To date, foreign rights for her novels have sold to twenty different countries. Jeaniene lives in Florida with her husband Matthew, who long ago accepted that she rarely cooks and always sleeps in on the weekends. In addition to being a writer, Jeaniene is also a Jesus follower and a feminist. She enjoys reading, writing, poetry, watching movies, exploring old cemeteries, spelunking and traveling – by car. Airplanes, children, and cook books frighten her.

Jeaniene Frost Quotes

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

She's my kitten, and no one else's.

Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.

Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.

Time has no dominion over love. Love is the one thing that transcends time. (Bones)

We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-"

"Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

Playing with fire Kitten?

See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”
A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."


Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off-damn ankle straps!-or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.

Bones to Gregor

Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."

Mencheres to Cat

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

She seemed to be a nice person, too, instead of a homicidal bitch like his former wife. Otherwise, the world should fear. When Mencheres fell for a woman, he fell hard. If Kira asked for her own continent as a birthday present, Mencheres would probably have one conquered for her before she blew out her candles.

…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.

I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.

You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."

- Cat re: Bones

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.”

“Ian,” Bones drew out warningly.

He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth.

Cat to Bones

Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.

It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other.

By the time Bones announced it was Tammy's turn, I'd fallen in love with him all over again. Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.

I think this’ll definitely tide me over while we’re apart,”Bones laughed, dragging me into his arms with far more strength and quickness than was fair, considering I still had trouble making my limbs operate.
“Oh, Kitten,” he murmured as his lips dragged down my throat. “You didn’t really think we were done, did you?

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?”

“In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy
He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners!
- Cat

I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy.
-Vlad don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten."
My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look.
Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right.
"It's Cat," I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven."
"Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy.

You. Me. Exorcist.

I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. "You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property," the ghost announced. "A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!" I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist.

A human hires a hit man to kill his cousin for money, boring. That same hit man botches the job twice, funny. Then the desperate hit man sends a ghoul after the girl to finish things up, my curiosity's piqued. That same ghoul ends up with his head cut off by a mysterious redhead . . . Ah. Now I'm interested.

Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Bones,” I sighed. “Know something? I’m not afraid of you, but you scare
me….” His outline blurred again.
“You scare me, too, Kitten,” he might have replied, but I couldn’t be sure.

Cat, you asked me before to find out if those dream -suppression pills had any side effects. I’ve checked with Pathology, and they said you might experience depression, mood swings, irritability, paranoia, and chronic fatigue. Have you noticed any of that?

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away.

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

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