Laugh Quotes

Lauren Dane

I laugh because your pain is amusing.. Lauren Dane
I laugh because your pain is amusing.

Rebecca McNutt

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.. Rebecca McNutt
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.

Maya Angelou

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.

George Carlin

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

Amaka Imani Nkosazana

Free your mind of that which you have no control. It is not only good to do so for your mental, but your overall health. Some people must learn from experience. You can convey knowledge to them and offer to show them the way. But, that doesn't mean your wisdom will be accepted or appreciated.

Stacey T. Hunt

To be inspired is great, but to inspire is an honor.

Julia Marriott

All the kids with fancy shoes or clothes, do you know what I got with a family of nine? When ever we said let's play poker, we had a full team of adults right there.

Arthur Gordon

Words. Just little black marks on paper. Just sounds in the empty air. But think of the power they have! They can make you laugh or cry, love or hate, fight or run away. They can heal or hurt. They even come to look and sound like what they mean. Angry looks angry on the page. Ugly sounds ugly when you say it.

Doris Day

I like joy; I want to be joyous. I want to smile and I want to make people laugh. And that`s all I want. I like being happy. I want to make others happy.

Robert Schimmel

Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy.

Gordon B. Hinckley

Through all of living have much joy and laughter, life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.

Bernard Cornwell

Life is a jest of the Gods and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh… or else you'll weep yourself to death.

Carrie Ryan

You stay safe, You love. You survive. You laugh and cry and struggle and sometimes you fail and sometimes you succeed. You Push.


If you don't learn to laugh at life it'll surely kill you, that I know.

Michael Bassey Johnson

A sincere friend conceals all your deformities, deceives and convince others that you are extremely perfect,
A sincere friend conceals all your deformities, deceives and convince others that you are extremely perfect, the insincere will tell the truth of destruction, leave you open for others to glare and laugh.

Sameh Elsayed

Make her smile, make her laugh and make her happy; because this is the only Truth, Meaning & Beauty act any human can ever achieve.

Jennifer Donnelly

There were times when I lifted my face to the sky, stretched my arms wide to the winter night, and laughed out loud, so happy was I.

The memory of it makes me laugh now, but not from happiness.

Be careful what you show the world.

You never know when the wolf is watching.

Santosh Kalwar

Happiness is a big joke; let us laugh at it loud.

Kristen Simmons

I feel a strange sensation brewing inside of me. It tickles my throat and forces my lips into a grin. Before I can stifle it, I giggle. And then I laugh.

Abraham Lincoln

I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.

Douglas Adams

He sniggered.
He didn't like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to admit that he had been giggling and sniggering almost continuously for well over half an hour now.

George Harrison

what would you call this haircut?"

Douglas Adams

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.

Mark Twain

The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories - and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.

Jim Benton

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

Jim Benton

The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote "Please stop can't breathe" in the dirt with her finger.

Heather Chapple

A woman being able to make a man genuinely laugh leaves a much better impression on him than a woman who wants them to feel like she is nothing more than a sex object… believe me, they tend to not be as picky as you might think when it comes to that.

Steve Goodier

Find 100 reasons to laugh. You are bound to feel better, you will cope with problems more effectively and people will enjoy being around you. Besides unhappiness, what do you have to lose?

Jay Woodman

Dance your Soulful path / and you shall know the magic / of your mind & heart / and all the beauty laughing / to fill your rising self.

Vicente Gramaje

- Cuando me ponga en contacto con usted le propondré que nos tuteemos, ¿le parece?
- Encantado de haberte conocido.

Vicente Gramaje

- ¿Cómo se llama?
- ¿Yo?, Manuel González, ¿por qué? - preguntó receloso.
- No, usted no, el anciano que debo buscar.

Derek Landy

Which college?'
'Which college do you go to?'
Fletcher nodded. 'Yes.'
'I'm sorry?'
'Oh,' Fletcher said, and laughed.
Valkyrie's parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head.


If you can identify humor in problems then you will have less difficulties in solving them... Most importantly, "you should be able to laugh on yourself".


Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..

Munia Khan

Laugh until you cry;
never let your eyes look dry
This is not a matter of joke;
this is all to provoke
our sense of humour
Life is its own consumer!

Idries Shah

If you cannot laugh frequently and genuinely, you have no soul.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Life is defined by time, appreciate the beauty of time;
A time to plant, a time to harvest.
A time to cry, a time to laugh.
A time to be sad, a time to be happy.
A time to be born, a time to die.

Jay Woodman

Who put the S in comic to make cosmic? / The Self, which is the self of all beings - / choosing to disguise from themselves / that everything is just a game. // With a laugh we could turn / from all the seriousness we learned / and connect with every atom to create / breathtaking beauty with graceful ease.

Mark Polish

Everyone knows what falling in love is like but being in love is what people have lost. That intimacy to be in bed with somebody and just laugh and not hold anybody accountable for what they say.

Cheryl Drake Harris

Ben made me laugh. I was attracted to his attraction for me: the way he smiled for instance, whenever he saw me, that goofy kind of grin that hijacks the face of the helplessly smitten.

David Finkel

To hear them laugh was to hear that everything was all right, but to see them laugh was to see otherwise

Crystal Woods

When you call me nugget.
When you take pictures of me.
When you dance.
When you complement me.
When you laugh.
When your eyes squint as you smile.
When we make love when we're sick.
I fall more in love with you.

Christine Feehan

If you allowed yourself to hear or feel amusement, you would hear and feel pain.

J.D. Stroube

Over the years, I learned to smile or laugh when I was supposed to. I kept my true self hidden; I did not need to unleash my pain on the world around me. Instead, I taught myself to ignore it. I did not realize that the pain was eating away at my soul.

Mayank Kumar

You know how I conceal my pain talk so much and laugh a lot

Neal Shusterman

but laugh, laugh, laugh, because if you ever stop laughing, it might just tear you apart

Alexa Anderson

Sometimes we focus on the lyrics too much and forget to dance to the music.

Alexa Anderson

Sometimes we focus too much on the lyrics that we forget to dance to the music. And sometimes we dance to the music and don't listen to the lyrics. Let the rhythm guide you. Let the lyrics inspire you.

Patti LaBelle

I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it.

Moffat Machingura

It takes maturity to be able to laugh
like a child again.

Jean Webster

It isn't the big troubles in life that require character. Anybody can rise to a crisis and face a crushing tragedy with courage, but to meet the petty hazards of the day with a laugh - I really think that requires spirit!

Moffat Machingura

If neither crying nor laughing can change my circumstances, then I rather go through them laughing.

Steve Goodier

It’s true that laughter really is cheap medicine. It’s a prescription anyone can afford. And best of all, you can fill it right now.

Steve Goodier

A sense of humor helps us to get through the dull times, cope with the difficult times, enjoy the good times and manage the scary times.

Richelle E. Goodrich

To laugh continually is to never laugh at all. For it takes the periodic sound of sorrow from which to distinguish the sound of joy.

Rasmenia Massoud

We laughed the way that only people who carry each other back from Hell can laugh when they finally get a hunger for the future once again.

Jack Kerouac

E anche se aveva problemi di lavoro e una storia infelice con una donna dalla lingua lunga, almeno aveva imparato a ridere meglio di chiunque altro al mondo.

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