Oral Sex Quotes

Anaïs Nin

Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and everything connected with it. I also hate Dutch paintings, penis-sucking, parties, and cold rainy weather. But I am much more preoccupied with loving.

Chelsea Handler

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Emme Rollins

My panties were still on but he didn’t let that stop him, nosing them out of the way and tonguing my sex, making low, growling noises in his throat like a big cat purring with pleasure while it devoured its prey.

Allen Ginsberg

Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.

Barbara Bush

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Anne Lamott

I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.'
Oh, Rae. Who hasn't

Eugene Mirman

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence!!!!!)

Maureen Lipman

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

Lisa Kleypas

A sixty - eight, he wants you to go down on him but he won't return the favor. It would be sixty-nine but he owes you one.

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