Penis Quotes

Crystal Woods

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

Michael Bassey Johnson

Almost everybody gets tired and bored by one lackadaisical topic. If you hit them with something delicious, like a sexy adventure, then the world will want to hear you speak, mind you! Don't become a vulgarian.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.

Michael Bassey Johnson

The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live.

R.J. Silver

Because I feel as if I let it down. As if it needed something from me, I was its only hope, and now that hope is gone.'
'What penis doesn’t try to make you feel that way?

Dylan Perry

The silent horror of Archie's ordeal had been temporarily replaced by the howling, agonising pain of the blood refusing to drain from his penis, the end of which was a deep purple verging on black where Officer Griff had tested how hard it was by using the back of his hand to give it a solid twang.

Gopichand Lagadapati

I am that coward male who reminds myself each day that I am the man , takes my penis out and masturbate till i ejaculate the infused fears thinking her...And standing along with the crowds to my back I shout " That Bitch

Richard Brautigan

The Beautiful Poem"

I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking
about you.

Pissing a few moments ago
I looked down at my penis

Knowing it has been inside
you twice today makes me
feel beautiful.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.

Thomm Quackenbush

Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

Discipline your sexuality for it has the proclivity to cause a productivity that can influence now and posterity.

Teodor Burnar

Unii ar zice ca Scorpionii sunt obsedati de sex. Dar nu penisul, ci inima mi-e organul cel mai neascultator: bate pentru altii.

Teodor Burnar

V-as povesti despre penisul meu, dar ar fi o poveste lunga.

Alice Munro

It had a sort of a head on it, like a mushroom, and its color was reddish purple. It looked blunt and stupid, compared, say, to fingers and toes with their intelligent expressiveness, or even to an elbow or a knee.

Iris Blaire

How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks.
“Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.”
“Oh,” Dallas says with a straight face. “Well that explains a lot.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.

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