Babies Quotes
Lemony Snicket
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
1529 Johnny Depp
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
2798 Richelle Mead
Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get.
It's really not even fair to everyone else.
1101 Benjamin J. Carey
At the end of the day your ability to connect with your readers comes down to how you make them feel.
2587 Barbara Kingsolver
A first child is your own best foot forward, and how you do cheer those little feet as they strike out. You examine every turn of flesh for precocity, and crow it to the world. But the last one: the baby who trails her scent like a flag of surrender through your life when there will be no more coming after-oh, that' s love by a different name.
3700 Dave Barry
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
4598 Stephen Colbert
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.
3262 Emme Rollins
Every bride is beautiful. It’s like newborn babies or puppies. They can’t help it.
1369 Laney Smith
Derrick, you have to make the air move out of her tummy. You are not assaulting her. You're saving her from a stomach ache. ~Anne Howard
2571 Michelle Hodkin
Why?' He asked.
'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.
2524 David Cross
Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm
2428 Dave Barry
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
3842 Roberto Hogue
Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies.
3649 George Carlin
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
1089 Sharon Kay Penman
Well, dearest, what would you tell a farmer who had an over-abundant harvest? To plant less, of course!"...
"I am not complaining about the frequency of the planting," she said. "I’d just rather not reap a crop every year.
1164 Joan Lowery Nixon
Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life.
3750 Victoria Magazine
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
4254 Jennifer Davis
Newborn babies can't do much on their own-
They can't eat or walk or talk on the phone-
But every parent is sure their creation is without a doubt a tremendous sensation.
4797 Catherine Asaro
Don't go to sleep, Ginger-Sun."
"Draz-"
"I know," he muttered, "'Behave, Baz. She's been through a lot. And don't make a baby for at least three months.'"
"They told you not to touch me for three months?"
"Let's just say it was strongly suggested.
1167 Kurt Vonnegut
It was humanity's ability to heal so quickly, by means of babies, which encouraged so many people to think of explosions as show business, as highly theatrical forms of self-expression, and little more.
3731 Amit Kalantri
When I see an evil person, I cannot believe that once he was an innocent and sweet baby.
3641 Roseanne Barr
The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
4852 Azelene Williams
The children we bring into the world are small replicas of ourselves and our husbands; the pride and joy of grandfathers and grandmothers. We dream of being mothers, and for most of us that dreams are realised naturally. For this is the Miracle of Life.
4468 K. Howard Joslin
Ann: How my heart has ached. How empty I have felt. How I’ve ached to hold my two babies.
4596 Frank A. Oski
Imagine that the world had created a new 'dream product' to feed and immunize everyone born on earth. Imagine also that it was available everywhere, required no storage or delivery, and helped mothers plan their families and reduce the risk of cancer. Then imagine that the world refused to use it.
4481 Elizabeth Gilbert
Да имаш дете е като да си направиш татуировка на лицето. Наистина трябва да си сигурна, ч%
4556 Peggy O'Mara
Don't stand unmoving outside the door of a crying baby whose only desire is to touch you. Go to your baby. Go to your baby a million times. Demonstrate that people can be trusted, that the environment can be trusted, that we live in a benign universe.
4565 Iris Marion Young
Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.
3008 Christine Feehan
We have to actually choose a name," Kane murmured above her head. "We can't keep calling him 'baby.' When he's fifteen he might resent it.
2914 Christine Feehan
Sebastian it is. You can tell me what a patron saint is later, since I have no knowledge of such things. Sebastian Kane.
"Sebastian Kane Cannon. You're going to marry me and use my last name, right?"
"Is that supposed to be a proposal?
3901 John Stevenson
A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman's crowning creative experience of a lifetime.
2640 George W. Bush
It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
2412 Liezi
In infancy, our blood is strong and our energy is plentiful. Mind and body, thought and action are one. Everything we do is in harmony with the natural order. The infant is not affected by things that happen around him. Virtue and ethics cannot restrain his will. Naked and free of social conventions, he follows the natural path of the heart.
3479 Gabriel García Márquez
But the lucidity of her old age allowed her to see, and she said so many times, that the cries of children in their mothers' wombs are not announcements of ventriloquism or a faculty for prophecy but an unmistakable sign of an incapacity for love.
1431 Linda Becker
Still the most magical day of my life was the day I became a mom.
2010 V.C. Andrews
Go on, glare your eyes at me, and cry and plead, and talk to
me about money and what it can buy. But it can't buy back a child once he's dead!
4943 V.C. Andrews
Look at you, standing there in your iron- gray dress, feeling pious
and self- righteous while you starve small children!
4043 Michael Lewis
Memory loss is the key to human reproduction. If you remembered what new parenthood was actually like you wouldn’t go around lying to people about how wonderful it is, and you certainly wouldn’t ever do it twice.
1243 Judith Martin
We are all born rude. No infant has ever appeared yet with the grace to understand how inconsiderate it is to disturb others in the middle of the night.
4450 Rachael Bermingham
Businesses, like babies and books, need nurturing, time, energy, love, planning and, yes, money to develop, grow and prosper.
2003 Sarah MacLean
She steeled her spine. “Like Boleyn to the chopping block.”
Anna smirked. “Queen of England, are we?”
Mara shrugged. “Something to aspire to.
1405 Wally Lamb
As my father talked, tears dripped down the side of his face like candle wax. The sight shocked me; until that moment, I had assumed men were as incapable of crying as they were of having babies.
3286 Lish McBride
You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.
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