Dog Quotes

Deb Caletti

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

Sharon Delarose

If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.

J.D. Means

Everything is inspiration. If you look at the world as the incredible place it is, then each moment is a feast.

Niall Horan

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

Lisi Harrison

Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch!

George R.R. Martin

If you need help bark like a dog. - Gendry. That's stupid. If I need help
If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry.

"That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya

Diana Wynne Jones

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?'

'To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.'

'The dog did nothing in the night-time.'

'That was the curious incident,' remarked Sherlock Holmes.

Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Toni Maguire

I remember the pain I felt, and wonder why a man who was such an accomplished liar had to tell the truth that day.

Josh Billings

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot wit-the wag of a dog's tail.

Maxine Wilson-Perry

Romance is everything to turn it into a cause for given is priceless

Rudyard Kipling

There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and woman to fill our day;
But when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers & Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

James Oswald

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.

Elizabeth Chandler

Good dog! Nice fetch!"
"He wasn't fetching."
"Bring her here, boy. Good job!"
The dog looked from Zack to me.
"I've been training him," Zack said. "Up till now he's brought home only dead rabbits, but I guess he's finally getting the hang of it.

Dave Barry

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

Giorge Leedy

Where's Kahn?"
"In bed. You don't mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you?"
I chuckled, "You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.

Michelle M. Pillow

As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to
Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to get out of the heat, they pull you back into the kitchen.

John Geddes

...some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart...

Micah Amyx

You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee

Will Stanton

Results for "Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.

J.R. Ackerley

A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart.

Ashley Kennett

I had a dream about you. You were so cute, and I was holding you for a long time. We went for a walk, happily strutting down the street. We saw a couple others but they weren’t having as much fun as we were. We arrived back home and I gave you a kiss on the nose and a bone.

Jordi Balaguer

Aquí y ahora, yo soy el perro guía y no le huelo el culo a nadie

Anthony Liccione

The dog leash was still tied tight around the oak tree in the back, stretched worn and limp across the green grass as if trying to escape to freedom; and he buried his wife without a tombstone. Where before, she sat most times in his home, licking her wounds.

Dan Harmon

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

Jess C. Scott

Never mind, said Hachiko each day. Here I wait, for my friend who’s late. I will stay, just to walk beside you for one more day.

Mary Tyler Moore

I feel about my dogs now, and all the dogs I had prior to this, the way I feel about children - they are that important to me. When I have lost a dog I have gone into a mourning period that lasted for months.

Marjorie Garber

If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Waiting patiently for the fatest bone is a dog's lifestyle.

Nora Roberts

Everything I know, I learned from dogs.

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