Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
Beauty is a whore, I like money better.
The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.
Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them
Applaud my idiocy.
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Absurdity is one of the most human things about us: a manifestation of our most advanced and interesting characteristics.
To stay or to go, it amounted to the same thing.
If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
A man devoid of hope and conscious of being so has ceased to belong to the future.
I've knitted myself a hat, it's plum red with an appealing lace pattern, I figured that a few air holes would be nice now that it's spring. I put it on and feel like a cranberry in the snow, and I wonder if they can see me from the moon. Me and the Great Wall.
The phrase ‘popular science’ has in itself a touch of absurdity. That knowledge which is popular is not scientific.
Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
No people find each other more absurd than lovers
If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
Absurdity and anti - absurdity are the two poles of creative energy.
One of the only coherent philosophical positions is thus revolt. It is a constant confrontation between man and his own obscurity.
Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco
Manners without sincerity, is called polite society
The American Dream has become a death sentence of drudgery, consumerism, and fatalism: a garage sale where the best of the human spirit is bartered away for comfort, obedience and trinkets. It's unequivocally absurd.
How unbearable, for women, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is.
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.
She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
When I was a kid we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.
I smell blood and an era of prominent madmen.
Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.
I can cross the boundless ocean just to save you, I cannot eat or sleep without you, I can take you on a journey to heaven and show you to the angels. All these are fake and absurd promises; Be sincere, walk up to your lover and say, honestly, darling, i can only do the best i can for you.
God is the supreme uncreated light of which Wisdom is born, but there was never a time when God's Wisdom did not exist.
If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....
Maruman does not loll.
You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the sidewalk and earthworms are spelling your name. Or you open a peanut bag and the 'hello' is written in your writing on the inside of the shell. Would that weird ya?
Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard
It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs
If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator
When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow
Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub