Men And Women Quotes

George Carlin

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Nelson DeMille

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

Mary Doria Russell

Watching him with one eye, she wondered if men ever figured out that they were more appealing when they were pursuing their own work than when they were pursuing a woman.

Anthony Liccione

She says: ...love is really all that matters. He hears: ...really love to do it on
She says: ...love is really all that matters. He hears: ...really love to do it on the mattress.

James Lusarde

I like the sounds of words. Words are very enjoyable. I like words because they are... seductive. And I like words because they can contain... fantasies.

Tiffany Madison

We sensible often resist intrusive love and its chaos practically, employing measures to prevent the former for fear of the latter. But for all our wit and work, that desperation for control also prevents the pure, transcendental freedom more often delivered by both.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

Louise Erdrich

Women don't realize how much store men set on the regularity of their habits. We absorb their comings and goings into our bodies, their rhythms into our bones.

Shannon Celebi

Cuz I can count on one hand the men who’ve loved me, not in the Biblical sense - I don’t have enough digits for that - but who have truly loved me.

Greg Behrendt

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

Fulton J. Sheen

The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving.

Ayn Rand

Let me give you a tip on a clue to men's characters: the man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.

Neal Stephenson

She's a woman, you're a dude. You're not supposed to understand her. That's not what she's after.... She doesn't want you to understand her. She knows that's impossible. She just wants you to understand yourself. Everything else is negotiable.

Helen Rowland

a wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Charles Frazier

The flame of urgent coupling burned hottest against the woman, no matter how romantic and high and heartsick the anguish of the man might be pitched in retrospect.

George Carlin

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.

Terry Pratchett

The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.

Bauvard

A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Whoever walk with great people will be great. But those who dare read the history of great men and women will be greater.

Jenny Trout

I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you.

J.P. Rattie

Miscommunication is endless.

Wm. Paul Young

Women, in general, will find it difficult to turn from a man and stop demanding that he meets their needs, provides security, and protects their identity, and return to me. Men, in general, find it very hard to turn from the works of their hands, their own quests for power and security and significance, and turn to me.

Kimberly Novosel

Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.

Tiffany Madison

It is assured that men of all ages imagine a woman naked when they first meet.

Neil Strauss

Men are not dogs. We merely think we are and, on occasion, act as if we are. But, by believing in our nobler nature, women have the amazing power to inspire us to live up to it.

Alisa Steinberg

There's a cover for every pot, but I've never seen so many mismatched pots and covers in all my life. - Ellen Wasserfeldman, from Notes from Ellen Wasserfeldman by Alisa Dana Steinberg

Sue Grafton

It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.

Jenny Trout

I couldn't take much more of this. Being the object two men competed for wasn't as glamorous as it sounded in the movies. The two men who both wanted one hundred percent of my time weren't dashing, international playboys. They were undead and surprisingly immature, considering the youngest was just over a hundred years old.

Jenny Trout

I am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner."

He threw the rest of her sandwich at the swinging door as she passed through it.

Jenny Trout

Can I have a glass of water?" Her voice was hoarse, probably from screaming. She'd always sounded like that after they'd-

He didn't just force the thought aside. He clubbed it unconscious, threw it into a crawl space and walled it up alive.

Wilkie Collins

Men, being accustomed to act on reflection themselves, are a great deal too apt to believe that women act on reflection, too. Women do nothing of the sort. They act on impulse; and, in nine cases out of ten, they are heartily sorry for it afterward.

Wendy Shalit

A society which sees her modesty or her "hang-ups" as a problem is necessarily a society which will not be able to get him to commit. Conversely, a society which respected modesty, or what now goes by "hang-ups", was one in which men were obligated.

James Carlos Blake

It was my grandmother who first told me that a woman marries a man in the belief that he'll change but he doesn't - and a man marries a woman in the belief that she won't change but she does.

Willow Madison

Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.

Willow Madison

Public displays of inappropriate behavior are a favorite hobby of mine, a cheap thrill.

Willow Madison

Some men just can’t stomach the necessary steps it takes to make a good girl great.

Heather Chapple

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

Heather Chapple

A woman being able to make a man genuinely laugh leaves a much better impression on him than a woman who wants them to feel like she is nothing more than a sex object… believe me, they tend to not be as picky as you might think when it comes to that.

Raheel Farooq

Men marry. Women wed.

Fiona Thrust

I live for sex.

I celebrate it, and relish the electricity of it, with every fibre of my being.

I can see no better reason for being alive.

Fiona Thrust

He was the kind of man I wanted: wild, hot, horny, and losing control.

And it all pointed back to me, about how much I felt in control of him, with the power of my body.

Fiona Thrust

It was the wildness of it that got me going: the primal lust, the sheer needs of two people in heat, quickly finding ways to express their sacred hunger to each other in animal passion.

Fiona Thrust

Lust, pure gorgeous lust: the sacred energy that elevates us, and makes us feel so special.

Fiona Thrust

When you’re honest, what compares with the gorgeous thrill of sex? What brings you the same sense of wonder, pleasure, and fulfilment?

I can’t think of anything as good.

Fiona Thrust

He handed the dust pan and brush over. I knew they wouldn’t be much use in cleaning the floor. I also knew the real reason he had given them to me: so he could look furtively at me, as I bent over.

That idea turned me on.

I welcomed it, and decided to give him a good look at what he wanted.

Fiona Thrust

The air felt thick with the feeling between us, like it was filling the room: a room full of our carnal heat, our hot desire for each other.

Both my hands were clenched on the tablecloth, bunching it tightly, as he continued to swipe the belt against my quivering ass cheeks, and I could feel his tight fist yank repeatedly on my hair.

Fiona Thrust

I love being aroused.

I relish that delicious feeling of freedom, the delirium of being naked, and my flesh being born again.

It’s like I’m being made new.

Fiona Thrust

There we were, filled with pure animal need, as he pinned me to the wooden table, and cruelly whipped my naked bottom; the two of us sweaty and panting, me screaming, him grunting, our primal sexual natures overprinting the tea room’s pretence at gentility, and refinement.

Fiona Thrust

To feel aroused is to feel alive. Having great sex is like taking in huge lungfuls of fresh air, essential to your body, essential to your health, and essential to your life.

Fiona Thrust

The thought went through my mind that we should film ourselves in our sexual act, and project our frenzied copulation permanently onto the walls of the tea-room, as a lesson to wake up the boring people who drank tea here, and to show them what life was really all about.

Fiona Thrust

I love being aroused.

I love how that feeling overcomes me, as I look at a man’s erect cock, as I feel his hands ripping my clothes from my body, as the air caresses my naked skin, and how I feel like I’m blossoming like a flower.

Fiona Thrust

I want you to fuck me, Chris,’ I said, lustfully whispering the words into his ear as he planted kisses on my neck.

His lips were wild and yearning, eagerly devouring me.

Fiona Thrust

He pulled my head back further, and I could hear his ragged breathing as his mouth came close to my ear, sounding so desperate for me.

God, I was turned on so much…

Fiona Thrust

I traced a finger along my bottom lip as I wondered what his erection would look like, and how I should seduce him. I thought what kind of approach would work best: whether to go in slow and seductively, or whether I should make him notice me in some hard and fast way.

Fiona Thrust

He looked at me, and then looked away quickly.

But I could tell he was interested.

I think my tight t-shirt might have had something to do with it. And the way I was pushing my breasts towards him, with an inviting smile on my face.

Abhishek Shukla

Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom

Abhishek Shukla

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.

Immanuel Kant

Woman wants control, man self-control .

Josefina Barron

Mi propio mundo, uno que es caleidoscopio, alucinada dimensión del sueño, morada de la musaraña. El otro (el dominio de la realidad), llego a mi a través de los hombres. Ellos fueron mis portavoces, mis guías y a la vez mis obstáculos, mis tormentos y matarratos.

Mark Twain

One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until
after considerable acquaintance with her.

Miya Yamanouchi

Dear Men Everywhere,
Please don't think that being a feminist means we hate you or don't need you. -We absolutely love you and couldn't live without you! ...We are just on a mission to be treated equally and with respect. No hard feelings.
With love, Feminists of the World xoxoox
P.S. Yes we do shave our legs!

Elisabeth Elliot

I beg women to wait. Wait on God. Keep your mouth shut. Don’t expect anything until the declaration is clear and forthright. And to the men I say be careful with us, please. Be circumspect.

Jess C. Scott

Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.

Katie Heaney

Sex is not a wizard, whatever magical-seeming properties it might possess in its better forms. If your friend says to you, "You're being mean, you need to get laid," your problem is not sex. Your problems are that you might be acting like an asshole, and your friends are definitely idiots.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

Jennifer Crusie

You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together."

"I am," Jake said, turning back to the lake. "Sex. It's a powerful force, my boy, and women use it."

"Is that why you gave them up?" Will asked, sympathetically. "Did paranoia drive you to celibacy?

Sarah Ruhl

Orpheus said the mind is a slide ruler. It can fit around anything. Show me your body, he said. It only means one thing.

Sylvia Day

What's your definition of dating?
Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we're not actively fucking

James Lusarde

Ah, lust. It makes us forget anything we want to. The greatest relaxant, the greatest stimulant.

James Lusarde

What would you like to do with my neck?’ I asked. ‘Seduce me with your words. Feel free.

George R.R. Martin

If any man tries to stop us, cut him down.

Nuruddin Farah

It's always fallen to women to forge the peace between all these hot-blooded men, always ready to go to war at the slightest provocation....Why do men behave the way they do, warring?"
"What do you think?" he asked.
"Maybe because they've got no sense of grief?

Shannon Celebi

A woman brings so much more to the world than birth, for she can birth discovery, intelligence, invention, art, just as well as any man.

Elizabeth Kostova

It's a shame for a woman's history to be all about men-first boys, then other boys, then men, men, men. It reminds me of the way our school history textbooks were all about wars and elections, one war after another, with the dull periods of peace skimmed over when they happened.

Albert Einstein

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Barbra Streisand

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?

J. Courtney Sullivan

Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.

Jennifer Crusie

At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice.

"You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.

"I can't believe you were ever married." Kate said, as she cracked the can open. "What did you do, make her stand in the corner all the time?

Sarah Ruhl

If we were in a restaurant sometimes Orpheus would look sullen and wouldn't talk to me and I thought people felt sorry for me. I should have realized that women envied me. Their husbands talked too much.

But I wanted to talk to him about my notions. I was working on a new philosophical system. It involved hats.

Michael Winner

Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

Esmeralda Santiago

I dressed to their murmurs in the other room, their voices soft but strained, and I wondered if men ever talked like this, if their sorrows ever spilled into these secret cadences.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Decide in your heart to be at peace with all men.

Kat Kaelin

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." _Mark Twain (Author)

Alexander McCall Smith

Mma Ramotswe decided to go back into her office. There was a curious thing about male conversation that she had noticed - men often ended up poking fun at one another. Women did this only rarely, but men seemed to love insulting one another. It was very strange.

Bryant McGill

The ultimate male tradition is keeping women from sitting at the table of conversation regarding the balance of power between genders.

Donna Lynn Hope

I’d love to have the kind of friend who would visit me before visiting a man. Otherwise I know where I’m ranked, which is below him.

Susan Cartwright

Something wrong with your child? Feed them and put them to bed. Something wrong with your man? Feed him and take him to bed. Lady Jeeha "Wolf Dawn

Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Wherever you find a great man, you will find a great mother or a great wife standing behind him - or so they used to say. It would be interesting to know how many great women have had great fathers and husbands behind them.

Darynda Jones

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.

Emily Maguire

Sarah learnt a lot from Alex. Like the way men could say one thing, then another, then act in a way inconsistent with both positions and somehow still be convinced of their own integrity.

Donna Lynn Hope

Some men like shiny new toys. Others like the priceless antique.

Tiffany Madison

As a Texan, I say ma'm and sir to my age contemporaries and open doors for anyone that I can. This goes for men, too, though it is appreciated when they beat me to it and disappointing when they don't.

Lionel Suggs

A man who does not doubt the courage of a woman, is a man that is subjugated by her will and allure.

Lisa Mantchev

Ariel laughed and now her goose bumps had goose bumps.

Carol K. Carr

It is amazing what a woman can do if only she ignores what men tell her she can't.

Booth Tarkington

Men were just like sheep, and nothing was easier than for women to set up as shepherds and pen them up in a field.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.

Marlon James

I think that’s what Toni Morrison and Alice Walker understand, the secret language of women. That it’s not a secret at all; men just don’t know how to listen.

Sarah Ruhl

I hate parties.
And a wedding is the biggest party of all.
All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower.
He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them.
Then I have to greet them.

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